Ipod Protector, Baba-style

We keep the ipod and AV cord next to the stove (out of hands reach) but close to the CD player in the kitchen so we can listen to Lady Gaga over. and over. and over again.
I was always wiping bacon grease or dust off of the ipod.
This is the Ukrainian Ipod Protector, care of Baba.
Thank you Thai soup takeout container! (*reusing)