No wonder.

hmph. It's no wonder some marriages break up...couples need to connect with eachother while having small children in the house.
These photos (and there were dozens more) were all taken in OUR bed. So there are baby books, kids toys, sippy cups, "treasures", Cinderella barbie, blankies, princess crowns, and 2 kids always in our room.
And only occasionally mommy and daddy. At the same time. We have too much action in the middle of the night in our house for any adult sleep. It's musical beds, crack-of-dawn bottles, changing the wet sheets, getting a sippy of milk, finding special blankie. Our bed is where our daughter claims to get her "exercise". And naked baby photos results in not one pee on the bed, but two.
No wonder!
(closes eyes to daydream about next all inclusive don't-lift-a-finger adults only vacation...)